Ask the Avengers

Tony I think you will like this, make Thor play Minecraft and video tape his reaction.<3

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:18:15 +0100

Tony: This is one of the best suggestions we’ve ever had.
*Later*
Thor: Behold! I have mastered the ways of this intriguing game and created a virtualised replica of Asgard!
Tony: Um, Thor? That looks more like a rat’s ass than Asgard.
Thor: Listen not to him, virtualised folk of Asgard. He is just jealous of our almighty power.
Tony: …

Question for Loki. What is the exact color of the green you wear?

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:16:01 +0100

Loki: The colour of the eyes of an angry serpent.

Heyyy Thor, Steve, Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Loki and Tony! This is a question for all of you are you ready? ok! My question is that would you ever think about having kids? I mean you guys are so busy with your lives, goals and dreams! would a child be mixed in with your lives? Hope you answer my question! Thanks alot! Your friend, Jess p.s I ship clint and natasha!

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:36:00 +0000

Tony: Certainly not. No, no way.

Steve: I’d love to see a little guy run around and know that I brought him into the world. Or a girl.

Tony: But they stink!

Steve: Yeah, so did you when you were a kid.

Tony: Please. I’m the son of a billionaire. I never stank.

Steve: …

Hey Bruce, could you TRY to stop smashing my roof in? Also, which one of you is the oldest? Not counting Capsicle, of course. P.S. Tony, I dare you to dye everbody's wardrobe their least favorite color.

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 09:26:00 +0000

Bruce: Uh… sure… sorry…

Tony: Hmm. I like it.

*LATER*

Natasha: CLINT WHY ARE YOU ORANGE

Clint: NATASHA WHY ARE YOU PINK

Thor: WHY HAVE MY DRAPES BEEN ENCHANTED INTO BELIEVING THEY ARE A RATHER DISQUIETING SHADE OF MAUVE

Bruce: You dyed my shirt green. You dyed my shirt GREEN, Tony.

Steve: My suit! It’s the colors of the German flag! TONYYYYY

Clint and Natasha; just saying that I ship you two so hard. Get married or something. Pleaseeeee????

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 09:26:00 +0000

Clint: Yeah sur-

Natasha: No.

Barton. Did you ever try shooting one of your "love arrows" at Natasha??

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:49:07 +0000

Clint: Hehehehe……..

Natasha: *raises eyebrows*

Hey, Romanoff. Or Romanov.... whatever. Are you really Russian? How come you lost the accent?

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:48:23 +0000

Natasha: Yes, I am. I lost it so I could blend in more easily when on a misson.

"Give the young lady a hug."Steve smiles and goes over to a refreshment tent where Darcy is tracking the pouring of a cup of coffee with the intensity of an addict. He taps her politely on the shoulder, and then gathers her carefully into his arms. She sighs happily and relaxes into it, saying, "Oh yeah, that's the stuff. This is healing wounds in my soul I didn't know I had. You got good pecs, Rogers." Then, very quietly, she starts to cry.' Awww, Steve! Now I want a hug.D:

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:47:44 +0000

Steve: Umm… ok. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t me…

Tony: It’s called fanfiction, dumbass.

Tony, I know a prank you could pull on Capt. Okay, create a lot of Ice Cubes in a freezer, and when Capt is sleeping cover him with the icecubes. Tell me what his reaction was when he woke up. By the way, sorry if my questions and ideas annoy you! =3

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 05:57:00 +0000

Tony: Good idea.

*Later*

Steve: I’M TRAPPED UNDER THE ICE! I’M TRAPPED AGAIN IT WAS ALL A DREAM!

Tony: You wish, Capiscle.

Hey, Cap! So listen.... I know of this 900-something-year-old alien who can travel through space and time in a blue box called the TARDIS. Thor may know of him. He and a woman named River Song picnicked on Asgard :D Well, if you're interested, I can tell him to go back to the 1940s and tell Peggy that you're sorry you missed your dance. Or I can politely ask him if you can come along with him. But if this is too much for you, I completely understand.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:55:23 +0000

Thor: AH YES I LIKED HIM HE WAS GOOD COMPANY BUT HE DID NOT LIKE THE ASGARDIAN STOUT WE OFFERED HIM AND HIS FEMALE COMPANION
Steve: 900 years old? I..I don’t know-wait, time travel? They can do that now?
I wouldn’t want to bother Peggy, I’m sure she would’ve learned to move on..

Agent Barton. I understand that you middle name is Francis. FRANCIS. giggle Is the team well aware of this? Did your parents, like, hate you or something?

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:51:00 +0000

Clint: Dude. My parents died when I was young. Rough area to talk about.

Dear Natasha, you are AWESOME!!! I love russian vodka but I can't hold my liqour very well. Do you have tips for this легкие пьющего so the hangover isn't so bad?

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:48:33 +0000

Natasha: I’d recommend eating a lot of food before drinking and for hangovers…….don’t drink as much? If you do feel ill, drink lots of water and toast helps a lot

To the hottest guy ever.... I'm mean Clint, are you single? If you are, can I have you phone number?

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:46:00 +0000

Clint: Sure, babes…… Natasha: *rolls eyes*

To Loki, after you escape (witch I'm sure will happen) if you were to be captured would you rather "be re-captured by Thor/the avengers or by midgaurdian fangirls?

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:43:14 +0000

Loki: Do not threaten me, puny human. Your army of ‘fan-girls’ are no match for me.

To the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist: Does it bug you when people ship you with Steve?

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:42:00 +0000

Tony: Yeah, so much. You guys have no idea.

To the God of Thunder: Do you miss Jane? What is your favorite flavor of Pop-Tarts? Have you learned to ask for seconds nicely yet? Have you met someone called 'The Doctor'? I heard that he and a woman named River Song are going to have a picnic on Asgard.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:41:41 +0000

Thor: I do indeed miss Jane. My favourite flavour pop tart is one named simply “Hot fudge sundae” I do not know what a dae of the sun is but it is sumptuous. I do not understand what you mean by “seconds”. And as for this mysterious doctor figure you speak of, I have yet not met him. He is not evil, I trust?

i think i posted this last night not sure. This is for Loki. What would you do if u found another (lets says the persons female) being like you who had ridiculously immense knowledge and power in sorcery, owned several dragons (as in the large impenetrable scaly fire breathing six-limbed reptiles that fly) and had control over an entire mountain span and her own castle with magic made guards and an army of were-cats? :D

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 22:41:19 +0000

Loki: What would I do? I, Loki, rightful Ruler of the nine realms, would crush her like an ant.

To the two master assassins: are you two in loooooove? It seems like it. Natasha, I know deep down inside you love Clint.

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 20:38:31 +0100

Clint: Well-

Natasha: No.

You guys pull pranks on each other lately? :)

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 08:04:00 +0100

Steve: Don’t get me started.

Tony: Yes I did. Steve’s such a good sport.

Steve: No I’m not, I-

Tony: I swapped his shield with a plastic one. You shoulda seen your face, Capsicle.

Steve: ….

Wotcha Tony!

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 07:59:00 +0100

Tony: I’m sorry, what?