Ask the Avengers

Anonymous asked: Agent Barton. I understand that you middle name is Francis. FRANCIS. *giggle* Is the team well aware of this? Did your parents, like, hate you or something?

Clint: Dude. My parents died when I was young. Rough area to talk about.

allianastormchaser asked: Dear Natasha, you are AWESOME!!! I love russian vodka but I can't hold my liqour very well. Do you have tips for this легкие пьющего so the hangover isn't so bad?

Natasha: I’d recommend eating a lot of food before drinking and for hangovers…….don’t drink as much? If you do feel ill, drink lots of water and toast helps a lot

allianastormchaser asked: To the hottest guy ever.... I'm mean Clint, are you single? If you are, can I have you phone number?

Clint: Sure, babes…… Natasha: *rolls eyes*

youst226 asked: To Loki, after you escape (witch I'm sure will happen) if you were to be captured would you rather "be re-captured by Thor/the avengers or by midgaurdian fangirls?

Loki: Do not threaten me, puny human. Your army of ‘fan-girls’ are no match for me.

Anonymous asked: To the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist: Does it bug you when people ship you with Steve?

Tony: Yeah, so much. You guys have no idea. 

Anonymous asked: To the God of Thunder: Do you miss Jane? What is your favorite flavor of Pop-Tarts? Have you learned to ask for seconds nicely yet? Have you met someone called 'The Doctor'? I heard that he and a woman named River Song are going to have a picnic on Asgard.

Thor: I do indeed miss Jane. My favourite flavour pop tart is one named simply “Hot fudge sundae” I do not know what a dae of the sun is but it is sumptuous. I do not understand what you mean by “seconds”. And as for this mysterious doctor figure you speak of, I have yet not met him. He is not evil, I trust?

lokietta asked: i think i posted this last night not sure. This is for Loki. What would you do if u found another (lets says the persons female) being like you who had ridiculously immense knowledge and power in sorcery, owned several dragons (as in the large impenetrable scaly fire breathing six-limbed reptiles that fly) and had control over an entire mountain span and her own castle with magic made guards and an army of were-cats? :D

Loki: What would I do? I, Loki, rightful Ruler of the nine realms, would crush her like an ant.

Anonymous asked: To the two master assassins: are you two in loooooove? It seems like it. Natasha, I know deep down inside you love Clint.

Clint: Well-

Natasha: No.

raytorosavedmyhair asked: You guys pull pranks on each other lately? :)

Steve: Don’t get me started.

Tony: Yes I did. Steve’s such a good sport.

Steve: No I’m not, I-

Tony: I swapped his shield with a plastic one. You shoulda seen your face, Capsicle.

Steve: ….

Anonymous asked: Wotcha Tony!

Tony: I’m sorry, what?