Anonymous asked: Tony I think you will like this, make Thor play Minecraft and video tape his reaction.<3
Tony: This is one of the best suggestions we’ve ever had.
Thor: Behold! I have mastered the ways of this intriguing game and created a virtualised replica of Asgard!
Tony: Um, Thor? That looks more like a rat’s ass than Asgard.
Thor: Listen not to him, virtualised folk of Asgard. He is just jealous of our almighty power.
Anonymous asked: Question for Loki. What is the exact color of the green you wear?
Loki: The colour of the eyes of an angry serpent.
Anonymous asked: Heyyy Thor, Steve, Bruce, Natasha, Clint, Loki and Tony! This is a question for all of you are you ready? ok! My question is that would you ever think about having kids? I mean you guys are so busy with your lives, goals and dreams! would a child be mixed in with your lives? Hope you answer my question! Thanks alot! Your friend, Jess p.s I ship clint and natasha!
Tony: Certainly not. No, no way.
Steve: I’d love to see a little guy run around and know that I brought him into the world. Or a girl.
Tony: But they stink!
Steve: Yeah, so did you when you were a kid.
Tony: Please. I’m the son of a billionaire. I never stank.
Anonymous asked: Hey Bruce, could you TRY to stop smashing my roof in? Also, which one of you is the oldest? Not counting Capsicle, of course. P.S. Tony, I dare you to dye everbody's wardrobe their least favorite color.
Bruce: Uh… sure… sorry…
Tony: Hmm. I like it.
Natasha: CLINT WHY ARE YOU ORANGE
Clint: NATASHA WHY ARE YOU PINK
Thor: WHY HAVE MY DRAPES BEEN ENCHANTED INTO BELIEVING THEY ARE A RATHER DISQUIETING SHADE OF MAUVE
Bruce: You dyed my shirt green. You dyed my shirt GREEN, Tony.
Steve: My suit! It’s the colors of the German flag! TONYYYYY
Anonymous asked: Clint and Natasha; just saying that I ship you two so hard. Get married or something. Pleaseeeee????
Clint: Yeah sur-
Anonymous asked: Barton. Did you ever try shooting one of your "love arrows" at Natasha??
Natasha: *raises eyebrows*
Anonymous asked: Hey, Romanoff. Or Romanov.... whatever. Are you really Russian? How come you lost the accent?
Natasha: Yes, I am. I lost it so I could blend in more easily when on a misson.
Anonymous asked: "Give the young lady a hug."Steve smiles and goes over to a refreshment tent where Darcy is tracking the pouring of a cup of coffee with the intensity of an addict. He taps her politely on the shoulder, and then gathers her carefully into his arms. She sighs happily and relaxes into it, saying, "Oh yeah, that's the stuff. This is healing wounds in my soul I didn't know I had. You got good pecs, Rogers." Then, very quietly, she starts to cry.' Awww, Steve! Now I want a hug.D:
Steve: Umm… ok. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t me…
Tony: It’s called fanfiction, dumbass.
hawkeye912 asked: Tony, I know a prank you could pull on Capt. Okay, create a lot of Ice Cubes in a freezer, and when Capt is sleeping cover him with the icecubes. Tell me what his reaction was when he woke up. By the way, sorry if my questions and ideas annoy you! =3
Tony: Good idea.
Steve: I’M TRAPPED UNDER THE ICE! I’M TRAPPED AGAIN IT WAS ALL A DREAM!
Tony: You wish, Capiscle.
Anonymous asked: Hey, Cap! So listen.... I know of this 900-something-year-old alien who can travel through space and time in a blue box called the TARDIS. Thor may know of him. He and a woman named River Song picnicked on Asgard :D Well, if you're interested, I can tell him to go back to the 1940s and tell Peggy that you're sorry you missed your dance. Or I can politely ask him if you can come along with him. But if this is too much for you, I completely understand.
Thor: AH YES I LIKED HIM HE WAS GOOD COMPANY BUT HE DID NOT LIKE THE ASGARDIAN STOUT WE OFFERED HIM AND HIS FEMALE COMPANION
Steve: 900 years old? I..I don’t know-wait, time travel? They can do that now?
I wouldn’t want to bother Peggy, I’m sure she would’ve learned to move on..